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 03-08-2003, 05:57 Post: 50749
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 Deer Crossing

In Michigan back in the early '70's there were highway signs that said, "DEER CROSS HERE." At the time I sort of wondered if there were deer police that popped out of the bushes and gave offending deer tickets for j-walking. But then, I don't know how much of a literacy rate you could expect among deer. Deer police and deer crossing guards--what more could be asked from a drive in the country. Nice work if you can get it though.






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 03-10-2003, 06:33 Post: 50859
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Woman must have been reading those Michigan signs. Maybe she figured it wasn't a good idea to have those educated deer around. They may read signs but you know none of them have insurance.

Maybe a political leader could come to the fore and initiate some legislation. Deer must carry evidence of insurance or they can't be on a road. Yep, seems like that would cure all sorts of problems, and just think of the employment for deer police it'd create.






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And so a surviving deer got so depressed by the situation that he walked into a bar and with a mournful voice said 'I'll have a double, no a triple and neat.' The bartender says 'Gee, why the long face?" I think I've got to stop this.






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